Pale as water. Smells like gasoline and drinks as rough as guts. Salty and almost fizzy.
I drank it while watching Bear Grylls drink his own urine. As he retched and spluttered, I couldn't help but feel envious.
SSB would usually stand for Semillion Sauvignon Blanc. I can only assume they used an abbreviation so they didn't get into strife with the ACCC for false advertising.
Drink with: Local anaesthetic